boredom creates chaos

shouldnt:

please enjoy this ostrich skiing

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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365daysofhorror:

A Mexican Bridal Shop Mannequin Looks Just Like A Preserved Human Corpse.

In the middle of Chihuahua, Mexico, there is a bridal shop that is quite famous. However, it’s not famous because of the dresses. It’s the store mannequins that keep them on the map.

That’s because, for the past 75 years, a startlingly lifelike mannequin stood in the window. That Mexican bridal shop mannequin puzzled locals. According to local legends, the mannequin is actually the preserved daughter of the shop’s former owner.

Disturbing, but is it true? No one knows for sure. Take a look at these pictures and decide for yourself. The detail you’ll be able to see on this corpse bride is incredible.

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

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breakingbag:

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

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hitlersasshole:

bla-c:

"like i just want to know who is trying to be my friend
who is tryin 2 frick
and who is trying eat food with me
without dealing with all the stages of figuring it out”
-hitlersasshole

the realest shit i ever said

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*